[little mermaid] o snapz
This is crossposted from LiveJournal because it is too choice to pass up.

Warning: this is long. Colleen demanded I put it up for the world to see, but since there was flouncing involved and I was at work without screencaps, it will be a biased report (in my favor, naturally, but I feel that it was in my favor to begin with). I have all of his comments in Gmail thanks to Facebook's email notifications, but my comments are lost in the tubes purgatory. :(

For those new to The Life And Times of Delia, I am an internet drama addict. I don't go for IRL drama so much because The Fleet is incestuous and every I know knows everyone else I know, and it becomes a big convluted game of Telephone whenever drama gets involved, so this is a rarity for me.

Today was the perfect example of Internet Drama Gone Bad. Brought to you by the phrase 'straw man.' Learn it, use it often, use it in inappropriate contexts! )

The end? Are you kidding? )

It was a beautiful day in the Wank Neighborhood. I haven't felt this relaxed in weeks. Good lord this post took forever to compile. Two hours. I should have a beer. ;)
[internet] Goosebumps drugs are the wors
I was walking out of Biotest and calling Colleen to watch Heroes when I heard my phone ping me with a text message. I hung up, thinking it was Colleen texting me, and found that it really really wasn't.

Do any of you know a Tami at 319 936 4284?

I don't, but if you're ever in need of shady, misspelled drugs from the worst n00b dealer in town, she's your girl.

received from 3199364284 05:33 pm: you interested in ten 30 mg aderal?

sent from 319400XXXX 05:34 pm: ...Do I know you?

received from 3199364284 05:35 pm: this is tami

received from 3199364284 05:36 pm: u r funny

sent from 319400XXXX 05:38 pm: Cute. Are you new or something? Have some sense. Make sure you have the right number before you make a deal.

received from 3199364284 05:43 pm: call me
(this was after she called me, as if I'd pick up)

sent from 319400XXXX 05:46 pm: No. I'm not stupid. You clearly are. If you have the wrong number, STOP TRYING TO SELL. How do you know I'm not a cop?


Obviously she was smart enough to stop when I said COP.

I never thought I'd be teaching dumbass adderal dealers how to do their jobs right. Hell, I haven't even bought anything in well over a year -- and that was pot, in spring of last year, because I rarely smoke and when I do, it's Other People's Pot -- let alone ever sold anything. I should not know more about dealing than the people doing it.

It's really tragic what kids these days have fallen to. They can't even deal drugs properly. No wonder the jails are full of addicts. They're all fucking stupid.

Also, hee! Zombie!Sylar on Heroes next week. The more I watch this show, the more I hate it. Also, the more I want to pin GQZQ to a wall and do unmentionable things to him.

I am going to hipster hell for this but I just discovered The Arcade Fire. Yes, because of the Wild Things trailer (holy crap, how excited am I for that movie?). Give me music recs! I'm on a new music kick lately.
[knitting] knit for tat
My tax return has been almost completely spent. I put $500 in savings (I consider this money "spent" even though I still have it, technically), and dropped a lot on yarn today. I mean a lot. I went to Crazy Girl on Tuesday and spent about $23, which is probably the smallest number I have ever had associated with the purchase of yarn. I used all of that yarn up yesterday, too, while watching Buffy (another post, another day). Today I decided I wanted to make a sweater that wouldn't stretch out and become a tent, so after Shift One, I browsed Ravelry and KnitPicks.

And I spent a buttload of money on yarn, with the idea that I'll make a bunch of sweaters this season.

I decided to make the $5 in Paris sweater again, in KP Wool of the Andes, in white and spruce (a dark teal that's all the rage right now). It'll look something like this only more green than blue.

While browsing, I saw the Hollywood Herringbone Sweater and bought some yarn for it in chocolate and daffodil, which will look like this but with this coloring.

I also bought a few more skeins of firecracker heather, because I know that seven is not enough for a cardigan of my size, but I can't decide what I'm going to make. Interweave just released the Katherine Hepburn Cardigan for free, and I wanted to make it with the white yarn I gave up on over the summer, but now I want to make it in the red. It'll look like this but brighter red and I'm extending the torso. But I also want to make a February Lady Sweater, except I'm not sure I have the body type for it because I don't really wear cardigans that button at the bosom. It would look pretty much exactly like this.

So, I got five skeins of spruce, six skeins of white, ten of chocolate, four of daffodil, and five of firecracker heather. That's thirty skeins of yarn, and I spent $56.

Well, the herringbone sweater pattern isn't online, so I went to Home Ec after work to see if they had it (it sold out, I placed an order), and I ended up leaving with a Home Ec shirt and two skeins of Malabrigo Sock, which I'm going to be using for the Endpaper Mitts, as seen here. I think I'm going to do them with the red base, not the yellow. I can only handle so much yellow.

That trip was more expensive, with much less yarn, but it was Malabrigo, so I think the $59 will be worth it.

All this on top of reading the entire Harry Potter series with Sarah, 40+ hours a week of work, hanging out with people, writing, and coordinating NaNo this year. Fuuuuuuck, I am ADD.
[library] - my pretty pinto
I have to give a presentation at ICPL next week on my Sony Reader (alongside someone with a Kindle). What should I talk about? What do you want to know about my Pinto, besides why it's better than a Kindle?
[internet] shopping rocks
Since I mostly use Twitter (and occasionally Facebook) as my internet communications these days, I feel like I have nothing left to say, let alone anything long enough enough to fill something journal-sized. Most of my hey-guys! thoughts are 140 characters or less anymore, and I don't know if it's because I've become wired for keeping them that short or if it's because I've used all of my words to write trashy romance novels.

It's school shopping time, and I cannot resist school shopping time because it means big packs of pencils for a quarter and spiral notebooks for a dime and all the things I love to buy just-in-case are so so cheap that I have to stock up. So I've amassed a huge stack of spiral and comp notebooks and at least a dozen packs of Dixon wood pencils, Bic mechanical pencils and grip pens, and crystal pens. My favorite writing pen used to be the Precise pens, which conveniently come in loads of colors, but not so conveniently they come in huge packs for $15 and I'm not willing to spend that much. I've become a big fan of the Bic grip pens and crystal pens. They have good inkflow, and they cost less than a dollar a pack during school shopping time.

I've been reverting back to my habits of last summer, sitting around knitting and spending all of my time with [personal profile] clemsblueruins eating Dairy Queen sundaes almost daily. We sit around watching X-Files or listening to froofy indie music and it's so lovely. It's exactly how the end of summer should be spent, after having picnics and trail walks and games of tag all season.

We were talking about a story she'd written, and The Mountain Goats' International Small Arms Traffic Blues started playing -- she listens to the albums straight through, I always listen on shuffle -- and I had this flash of oh, okay then with the paranormal chick lit story, where it all shifted and fit together right. I didn't have my notebook on me then, but when I got home I put Tallahassee on repat and just wrote for hours; some of it was the story, a lot of it ended up being sappy stuff for an unrelated story and I ended it with an outline for a Secret Baby story a la Harlequin Presents. I didn't get to sleep until around 4 in the morning, and I had to wake up at 7:30 to go to Happy Library, where they didn't stop teasing me about it.

I jinxed the internet the other day by tweeting "It occurred to me that Mercy Hospital (a private catholic hospital) may not approve of my using their wireless to download gay porn." The internet was gone the next morning, and I only had it for about half an hour today. Either they moved the signal so I can't get it from across the street, or I just cursed myself. Much as I love the internet, I feel like I love it too much sometimes, so maybe it's for the best that it's not working so well. I may actually meet the writing goals I set for myself, or maybe I'll finish one of the socks I've been trying to knit all summer. What have I knit this summer? I feel like... nothing. I haven't updated my Ravelry since June, and I doubt I've finished anything since then. I got a great new book from Sad Library, the Wendy Knits sock book. I like a lot of the patterns, but I don't like doing toe-up, so it's been a nice challenge converting the graphs and patterns upside-down. Now to just knit them.

I've actually used my savings account this week. I feel so lazy and shoppy (I've spent a good $100 I shouldn't have this week, at Ragstock and Revival and the movies) because I haven't been saving on plan. But I put in $150 this week, and it felt really good. The money wasn't in my bank account, teasing me. "Spend me! You need more yarn! Get a 24-pack of Dr. Pepper! You want pie!" I'm not saving as much as I'd like, so I'm going to spend the weekend -- my first weekend off for reals in a while -- writing a lot of this Secret Baby story, in the hopes that I can have it done and sent off to HQN within the month, and maybe they'll pay me for it. I should get outlines of other things ready just in case. I need to read more of these.

The only thing actually noteworthy that's happened this week may not have happened at all. I'm too queasy to pry for details because I don't want to deal with the questions and potential problems that'll come from asking.

I think Biodad called Happy Library when I was working last Saturday.

But I'm not sure. )

This afternoon (everything before this was typed this morning while watching Firefly and praying for internet) I went to Target with Laura and bought some replacement flats. My favorite red flats with the little bows were wearing down and tearing apart, and I saw a pair of flats ages ago at Target, but they were out of my size then. So I went today to see if they were still in stock and lo and behold they'd just changed seasons or something, so they had all these cute blue shoes and red shoes and gold shoes and shoes in my size. So I got a pair of dark teal flats (look at this fucking hipster) and red flats with bows, and although I'm out $30 more than I should have spent today, I'm pleased with my shopping choices.

So apparently I do have a lot to say. Most of these sentences are more than 140 characters as well. Take that, Twitter addiction!
[internet] shopping rocks
Every time I think about getting new glasses I spend a good hour looking all over the house for my prescription. It would be a million times easier to find if it weren't a tiny little scrap of paper, so I'm putting it in an entry so I can find it quicker.

OD
SPH: -5.50
CYL: -.75
AXIS: 14

OS
SPH: -5.00
CYL: -1.00
AXIS: 164

PUPIL DISTANCE 67MM

I haven't ordered my glasses yet partly because of my failure to find my prescription, and partly because I always put it off and buy something dumb like tacos or Tupperware. But I am forcing myself to buy them tonight, and then I'm putting $75 into my savings account and I'm going to pay my electric bill, and then I won't have any money left to taunt me into buying something stupid. I think this is a good plan; put the money into savings immediately so I'm not tempted to spend it.

ETA: Done and done. Two pairs of glasses are on their way (sadly, the sunglasses I wanted refused to be ordered, so I got a pair I'm okay with). Total cost with shipping and tints? $30.85 Oh, internet, I love you sometimes.
[library] this is what I do all day
Everyone who had wifi on my block moved this weekend, so I've been relying on Mercy's wifi, which actually extends to my house, if I sit at one corner of the desk and tilt the computer at an angle. Mercy is across the street and two houses down from me, and I can still pick up their internet and use it. Sometimes. It ate my SuperPost on all the books and movies I went through this week/end, because I've been home sick for three days. I haven't been away from work for this long in a really long time. January, I think; when I was working the bookshop. I was still working, but I didn't see the inside of a library for a week and a half, which was very very weird after three years of seeing the library almost every single day.

I'm still pretty sickly. I have a bad cough and my sinuses are swollen beyond belief, and I got my first rabies shot today so my arm feels like it is rotting off, but it's better than sitting in bed crying over the fact that I stupidly watched all of my movies in one day.

The Mean Librarians and my new membership to their club. )
[x-files] wtf mulder
Yesterday started out lovely when I rolled over to find cat vomit in the bed. Anna called to bring stuff in downstairs, and I saw it. I rolled out of bed and went to get some ibuprofen and brush my teeth and hair. I kept getting my brush tangled in my hair, which is weird because my hair doesn't tangle, and I felt crumbly stuff in the brush.

Yes. Yes, it was cat vomit. In my hair.

So I cut off a good seven inches of hair and dyed it back to brown again.



Add to this I am getting sick five days before my rabies trial and Mercy Hospital can't keep from catching fire every night (I seriously hear the fire alarm go off every night across the street; last night the fire truck even showed up), so I am not a happy camper. I hurt all over and I want to put my head through a window.

And I'm not moving in February, because I think I want to go get a prescription for a Z-Pak because I am sick and I have to start my rabies vaccine trial next week and I cannot be sick. Fuck my life, I'm going to eat this entire tub of moose tracks ice cream in protest.

But at least I have a new futon. And I'm working on a story that will (like all the others) go nowhere. Paranormal Chick Lit is a pretty untapped genre. I wish there were stories that took place in paranormal settings but didn't have TSTL characters who desperately want to become vampires. What if they want to, say, be a phlebotomist in a vampire blood bank? (This will never sell, sadface.)
[knitting] rainbow malabrigo
I've been in a knitting rut lately. I keep casting things on and hating them. I've started so many socks and just can't bring myself to finish them because they're too boring or the lace doesn't stretch on my foot right, or I just don't like the needle gauge.

It's a good thing I didn't tell myself I'd stop buying yarn (I said I'd try, and I did well for a month), because I found the craziest yarn at Crazy Girl Yarn Shop yesterday. I was let out of work seven minutes after the bus went by, and had to wait another hour for the next bus, so I wandered into the yarn shop across the street -- seriously, it is amazing how I've held off for so long with a yarn shop across the street from the job I'm at four days a week -- and called [personal profile] sandboxriot to take me grocery shopping.

I'd seen socks done in Noro Kureyon and thought they looked fugly. Some Kureyon skeins are plied badly -- the end of my skein looks like vomit and mud mixed together -- and they look weird in socks. And it's kinda itchy.

But I found the most colorful skein in the store and bought it.




The beginning six or so inches are a really pretty teal, but then it turns into a gross mix of orange and teal that looks really disgusting. It's the beginning of a sock right now, and I like the pattern, but I think I might rip it back and use the gross bits of Noro for the heel and start the sock off with the bright red I'm coming up on now.

[ETA: I have now ripped it back, and I'm winding the gross teorange into a separate ball for the heel.]

I'm using the Jaywalker pattern and striping with two rows of Noro and four rows of KP Bare Superwash Merino that I never dyed. My only complaint is that Jaywalkers aren't meant for skinny people; the smallest cast-on is 76 stitches on size 1 needles. My ideal sock cast on is 64 stitches on 0 or 1 size needles. I may cast on the Jaywalker Junior (60-st cast on; for toddlers?) or the 68-Stitch Jaywalkers.






Things I must do this week:
- dishes
- laundry
--- bring wardrobe out of closet
--- empty closet for Liz?
- bring vanity into bathroom
- put TV on table
--- empty TV cart; fill with groceries
- move desk around so it's not blocking the air
- clean fridge
- vacuum bathroom
- sweep living room
- take old clothes to Goodwill
- put books in bookcase
- BUY: Swiffer Wet; sponges; 409; Comet; Dishsoap
[internet] shopping rocks
Elyse was taking me into The Room. My only experiences with The Room involved my boss -- being interviewed for hire, being scolded for supposedly yelling at children, being given The Talk. My eyes started tearing up in true Pavlovian fashion.

"It's nothing bad," she said, then after a moment, "well, not too bad."

We sat in the room for two minutes while she apologised profusely for messing up my paycheck this period.

"Oh, god." I said, fearing the worst. I didn't turn in my new direct deposit slip yet, did they cancel my direct deposit and I wasn't getting a check this week? It wasn't a good morning so far, so I was freaking out a little.

"You guys have three steps. I have seven. So I put you on the next step, the fourth step, even though you don't have a fourth step."

"What does that mean?" I moaned.

"Well, you'll be getting a little extra in your check this week."

"Do you want me to give it back?"

"No, no," she said. "Go buy a slice of pizza or something. It's not much. I just wanted to tell you in case you saw you got more than usual and then you got the regular amount next period."

"Oh," was all I said.

"So, it's just a fluke. You'll be getting slave wages again next pay period."

"Well isn't that a relief."

Later on, I was at Biotest and considering telling them I had no interest in a portable gas grill as a donation bonus so could I please have some more money instead, when Elizabeth, my favorite downstairs phleb, took me into a screening room and pulled out my thicker-than-usual file.

"Have you heard about the rabies thing?" she asked.

"What rabies thing?"

"You've been chosen," she began, and I was immediately happier because 'you have been chosen' is usually followed by something involving money and/or prizes, and not something like 'to be bitten by a rabid racoon.' "To participate in a vaccine trial."

"Oh. Okay?"

"It's completely voluntary, but it's extra cash every second donation, plus every time you get a shot." She handed me a sheet with things written on it like ninety days, loyal donor, and $50.

"Okay," I said.

"You want to do it? I know you're in every week, but you have to be here twice a week every week, so you can get your shots on schedule."

"I'm pretty sure I've been here every Monday and Thursday since, uh, March."

"You're set, then," she said. "Talk to Lindsey soon, though, because there are only 75 slots available. We haven't sent out all the sheets yet, just to our preferred donors, but you want to jump on it by the end of the week, probably."

After my donation, in which we watched Empire Falls, I barely felt Crystal's venipuncture, and I made Mitch faux-sob because I brushed off his billionth phlebotomy-pun-come-on, I talked to Lindsey, who said that my schedule for donating was perfect and that I would get my paperwork next week.

So next month I'll get an extra $5 on my Thursday donations ($20), and I'll get 5-5-10-5-50 ($75) for my shots. That's $95 on top of the $280 I pull in as it is. I can almost pay my rent with that. My savings account will be so happy.

It's all going into my savings. I have $95.95 in it right now. I might put in some more tomorrow since I got that extra $8 from ICPL, but I want to get bus coins, pay my electric bill, and buy my new glasses from Zenni tomorrow as well. I'll have about $150 left over, but I... well, I guess I don't have a reason to keep it in my account, since I want to curb my spending. I went a little overboard yesterday because Target had Lisa Frank swag in the dollar bins and Dr. Pepper on sale, and Liz and I went to Claire's and Best Buy (total spent today: I don't even want to think about it).

It's weird because I feel like I haven't changed my spending habits, but I have more money. I mean, $8 fluke at ICPL aside, I haven't been making any more. And I haven't bought anything outrageously expensive like a Sony Reader this month. Maybe it's just that I feel better because I have money in savings and I know I don't have to restrict myself as much -- I miscalculated how much I need to save for moving. The visa requires I come in with $4300NZD, which I thought was about $4000USD, when actually it's only $2700USD. And my visa isn't as expensive as I'd thought it would be; I read a blog where the girl was getting a residency and it was costing $3000, but my working permit will only be about $120.

This is not as nerve-wracking as I thought it'd be. With the exception of the weird government bullshit I have to put up with, this should be fairly easy on my part. :)

This has been a weird week for me, financially. I mean, no complaints, but still weird.

By the way, if you have prescription glasses but don't want to pay out the ass for replacements, Zenni Optical is amazing. You think 39DollarGlasses is great? Zenni glasses start at $8!

Here are the ones I'm ordering tomorrow. )

The only bad thing about today that I can think of is that I dyed my hair when I got home, using the leftover boxes of blonde (just to get rid of them), and I thought I could leave it in for 15 minutes and it wouldn't turn out as light as usual. Wrong. I'm a redhead again. Ah, well. Just means I'll have to re-dye again sooner rather than later. I was getting used to the chocolatey color I had. I liked it.